True Friendship...an email funny

1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like
a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.


3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must
be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I
get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how
much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever the heck you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth..